Eats, Shoots and Leaves
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots …
Monthly Archives: May 2012
The Cow Path
One day thru the primeval wood A calf walked home, as good calves should, But made a trail all bent …
Papa’s Tomato Garden
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult …
The School Bus Won’t Wait
David was a tenured college professor. While an expert in his field, he knew very little about computers; just enough in …
Jump
Three frogs are sitting on a log. One decides to jump off. How many are left? You might think two, …
My Last At Bat
I was 12 years old, and I was playing in the last Little League game of my life. Next year, …
Never Again
It was a regional management conference; probably around 400 strong, with managers and sales people from facilities all across the …
At Peace
There once was a king who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. …
Burn the Boats
A long while ago, a great warrior faced a situation which made it necessary for him to make a decision …
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