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One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don’t believe ’tis true,
Ask the blind man, he saw too!
Happy Halloween!
johnponders 
Yikes! Haven’t heard that verse in years! Thanks for making me smile so early in the morning.
For some reason … who knows why? … I have it memorized. From maybe fifty years ago. Go figure!
Is this some sort of comment on eye witness testimony?
Saywhatnow?